Thursday, December 15, 2016

Below Freezing

Below Freezing

Yes, I've been bold.  It's been beyond being cold.  Through the rapidity of stupidity we let out all of the spare hot air.  Now we just sit here in despair while wondering if anyone really cares.

We chose to lose by consuming too much booze even though there was no ego to bruise.  We just thought to keep on grinning.  We just thought to keep on winning and we just thought to be owning the top and the bottom of the inning.  Now we just cry as we shout in realizing that we absolutely struck out!

We don't need an official to blow the whistle in order to make it official.  This is our last epistle and so the laugh is in our epitaph which looks to have been written by a pink giraffe that's sipping from a beer filled carafe.  It didn't even bother with writing out the gaffes and so in between the fits and giggles are but dim memories of what was a nice warm draft.

We laughed at the emergency beacon's jargon as if were a judge offering up a dumbass plea bargain but the verdict long since had us pegged and so to whatever the self imagined jury we've begun to profusely beg for stupidly not believing that it was below freezing.  Funny how you can hear yourself wheezing.

We've turned on every light in sight!  It's stunning how we've managed to keep the dryer running.  We're involved in the maximum participation in heat dissipation.  We've spread about every warm quilt the grand ma built and have even thrown about warm towels which to me look like watchful owls but all we've managed to see is one goddamn degree!

Yes I've been bold.  Too bad I won't live to get old.  To the grim reaper our souls have been sold.  We drank until our senses tanked and then on the lever we foolishly yanked and so we let out all of the spare warm air.  Now we just sit here in despair while wondering if anyone really cares.

Orrin K. Loftin, Explorer
Copyright?  When what we did wouldn't even occur to a stupid kid.
December 14th, 2016